I'm Peter. (Petarah, Pooter, Petey Beatz, etc.)
I like sushi.
I use more than one towel when I get out of the shower.
I write one-liners on my bedroom walls.
Stacked Vanilla Coke cans take up the space on my windowsill.
I dislike words that end with the letters "st" and are then made plural.
I don't have a girlfriend.
No one really knows me.
Not even myself.